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I had a fantastic time in Las Vegas! I was there >24 hours, which is the perfect amount of time for me to be there, I’ve discovered. I’m working on my trip report, but I’ve got some real work to do today, and I probably won’t have time to finish it until the weekend.
While I was on my way home yesterday, I actually managed to audioblog a little bit about the trip, so go listen, and then read this cool interview I did with Poker Lizard dot Com:

PokerLizard: Do you have any plans to play in the World Series of Poker (WSOP) in the future?
Wil: I was just reading Howard Lederer’s website for his 2003 WSOP reports and something really struck me at the very beginning, he said, NOW This is Howard Lederer were talking about, he said, “I’ve been playing all year long in No-Limit tournament games to get ready for the World Series because I never felt I was ready enough to play in that game.”
If HOWARD LEDERER feels that he has to spend a year on top of all his other experience to play in the No-Limit tournaments, I probably have a LOOONG way to go before I can compete and play competitively at that level.

I had fun with that interview, even though I was steaming from a really bad beat (or misread, depending on who you ask). But the really cool thing is that my interview is right next to an interview with Daniel Negreanu, who is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met, and certainly the kindest professional poker player I’ve ever met. It’s nice to keep good company.
Also, I discovered a wonderful review of Just A Geek over at Apple Lust dot Com:

Let’s get this out of the way right now: if you come to this book looking for Star Trek gossip and wry recollections of life among the Klingons, you’re going to be disappointed. Wil Wheaton’s autobiographic melange of weblog and memoir is something far, far more important.
For a world where fame is instant and independent of talent, and where reality television cranks out disposable celebrities willingly sell their souls for fifteen minutes of fame, Wheaton has written an intelligent and honest warning. Like the slave who whispered “Memento Homo” into the ear of the Roman general enjoying a Triumph, Wheaton reminds us that celebrities are as vulnerable to the vicissitudes of fate as the rest of us. Starring in a hit TV show or getting an Oscar nomination in no way guarantees that the casting calls and party invitations will continue to come.

Oh! And before I forget, this Saturday night at ACME, we’re opening a brand new sketch comedy show. I’m not in this one, (my show opens in 10 weeks) but I was with the cast when they wrote it (we all write our shows together) and it’s hilarious. Tickets are only 15 bucks, there’s a great bar next door, and there is 500% of the USRDA of funny on the stage.

My parents took me and my brother to the Dodger game last night. It was awesome. Especially when Beltre tried to hot-dog a pop-up in foul territory, and ended up dropping the ball about ten feet in front of us. Our entire section stood up and yelled at him, “Use two hands!”
When he came up to bat in the bottom of the inning, most of the stadium started chanting “MVP! MVP!” But not our section. We chanted “USE TWO HANDS! USE TWO HANDS!”
Maybe you had to be there, but it was really funny.
Then there was the old Chinese guy sitting one section above us, who was totally Dancing Homer. They put him on the Dodgervision screen so many times, I wonder if they’re going to hire him in Capital City.
I’ve been going to Dodger Stadium as since I was a little kid. I will always remember sitting in the family seats, two rows above the Dodger dugout, during the World Series in 1977, when I had such a bad ear infection that my dad had to hold me in his lap whenever the crowd cheered too loudly, or during the playoffs in 1978 when I got to go to a game with my dad because my mom had to stay home with my recently-born sister. I will never forget holding Nolan up so he could watch Mike Piazza hit one completely out of the ballpark, and high-fiving Ryan a few years ago when we watched a successful suicide squeeze play unfold right in front of us.
I love baseball, but I love Dodger baseball, at Dodger Stadium, more than anything. My family has had season seats there since the stadium opened (there’s a really cool story about how my dad’s family is connected to the Dodgers, but that’s another story for another time), and last night was the last game of the year that the family tickets were available to my mom and dad.
Oh crap, it’s 8:45 and I have to get out of here. I have an audition at 9:40, then I get to go to Las Vegas for a Meeting-with-a-capital-M tomorrow morning, so I’m looking forward to a nice drive across the desert, some poker tonight, and a (hopefully) cool trip report when I get back. There’s a chance I’ll moblog and audblog from the trip, so check in if you’re so inclined.

I’ve updated my Appearances page to reflect some stuff that’s coming up: namely, Gnomedex and Linucon. There’s some other stuff in the works, but until I sign on the dotted line, I had better not talk about it.
Also, if you’re half the fan of Futurama that I am, you will probably enjoy The Top 25 Futurama Moments.
And if you’re into poker, you should check out The Film Geek’s poker blog. It’s good.
Oh, and if you get a chance to watch Star Wars: Empire of Dreams, you simply must do it. To quote my wife, “I’m not even a Star Wars Geek, and I loved it.”

The familiar smell of freshly brewed coffee woke me a few minutes after Anne got up. I was still half-asleep when I walked into the kitchen and said, “Is there coffee?”
“There is totally coffee,” she said.
I filled my new favorite mug with Peet’s French Roast. It’s a cheesy looking thing that says “Crabby ’till I get my coffee” with a picture of a frowny crab holding a mug of coffee in each claw. It came from Cannery Row, of course.
“Are you crabby ’till you get your coffee?” she said.
“Uh-huh.” I said, as I wiped sleep from my eyes and took my first sip. I kissed the back of her neck and said, “But I’m not crabby now.”
I’ll spare you the rest of how sickeningly cute we were at each other, but if you’ve ever been stupid in love with someone, you probably know what I mean.
The kids ate breakfast, and Anne took them to school. When she got back, she said, “You want to take the girls to the park?”
Ferris has a limited vocabulary, but I’m convinced that she knows the phrase “take the girls” because whenever she hears it, she runs to the cabinet where we keep their leashes, and kicks the door.
“Yeah. That will be fun.”
Fifteen minutes later, they were running around with other dogs while we watched like proud parents.
“I love the way dogs play just like little kids,” I said.
Ferris ran over, dropped a dirty tennis ball at my feet, and looked up at me. Riley sat next to her, trembling with excitement.
“Did you want me to throw the ball for you?” I said.
Riley jumped up and ran in a little circle. Ferris barked.
“Okay,” I said, and threw it as far as I could.
The dogs chased it at full speed, right through a big mud puddle.
“I guess I’m taking my car to the carwash today,” I said.
Anne looked at me. “How are you doing this morning?” she said.
“I’m okay.”
“You’re still dwelling on that stupid Entertainment Weekly thing,” she said. Not a question.
My left eye began to twitch. It’s been doing that for about a week, and I really wish it would stop.
“Yeah.”
“I know that it sucks, but you’re wasting a lot of energy on a few words.”
Riley got to the ball before Ferris, but kicked it across the grass. Ferris darted to the side, and picked it up.
“You know how they said I ‘endlessly lament’ in my book?”
“Yeah.”
“I used some linux tools to grep my manuscript last night. I wrote ‘I used to be an actor’ six times. That’s 48 words out of a manuscript of over 84000 words. That’s like point oh oh oh two three eight something something. It’s hardly ‘endlessly.'”
“Oh my god,” she said. “You are such a nerd.”
Ferris dropped the ball back at my feet, and took off before I could bend over to pick it up. Riley followed her, right through the mud puddle.
“It’s just that –”
Anne put her hand on my shoulder, and turned me to face her.
“You have to let this go. You know what the truth is, and so does everyone who reads your website.”
“But it sucks.”
“Let it go, Wil.”
I drew a deep breath, frowned, and rubbed my hands down my face. Ferris picked up the ball, and started to run back.
“I know. It’s just not as easy as I wish it would be.”
“I know. But if you dwell on it, you’re going to start whining,” she said. “You’re dangerously close to whining right now.”
Those were the magic words. She was right, and I knew it. I did not want to become a whiner. Somehow, I had to just let it go, learn something from it and just move on.
“You’re totally right.”
When Ferris was about fifteen feet away from us, she suddenly dropped the ball, and ran after a beautiful golden retriever. Riley scooped up the ball, brought it back to us, and lay down at our feet.
“Are you tired?” Anne said to Riley, in the overly-happy ‘I’m talking to the dog’ voice.
“Did you play too hard?” I said, in the same voice.
Riley rolled onto her back, and stretched out as far as she could. She was covered in mud.
Anne and I laughed, and I scratched the only part of her belly that wasn’t muddy.
“We are such geeks,” I said. Across the grass, Ferris and the Retriever were playing an excited game of you-chase-me-then-I’ll-chase-you.
I looked up at Anne. “When we get home, I’m going to write in my blog. I’m going to thank everyone for their support, and see if I can pick up a lesson from this. If I can, I’ll write about that also . . . but that will be the end of it.”
After a few minutes, Riley got up, and joined the game of you-chase-me-then-I’ll-chase-you, with an emphasis on the you-chase-me part.
While I watched the dogs run around, I marked how lucky and happy I am. “I have fantstic kids. I have a wife who loves me as much as I love her, and I was able to spend my Monday morning at the park with my dogs. I’ve got the freedom to write what I want, when I want, and I have the privilege of sharing these things with a wonderful audience who choose to give me a little bit of their time.
So fuck what some jackasssays, who doesn’t know me, and who didn’t make an effort to find out what I or my book was about. Yeah, the truth is important to me, but just like I can’t please everyone, I also can’t expect everyone to live an honest and honorable life, either. The world is filled with jerks, and probability just says that sooner or later I’m going to run into one of them.
If I spend all sorts of time dwelling on one person who was an idiot, it’s disrespectful to all the thousands of people who have been kind . . . not to mention a huge waste of energy.
There’s another reason the Entertainment Weekly thing hurt: so far, the mainstream media have ignored me and my book, and it has felt like a real rejection. But there’s something I had forgotten: Real People have not done either of those things. Real People have taken the Journey with me, on the website and in the book, and those people get it. If the mainstream is too busy with Paris Hilton, or just doesn’t *want* to get it, there’s nothing I can do about it.
Who did I write this book for? The mainstream media? Hollywood? Critics? Or did I write it for Real People? Did I write it for myself? The answer is easy. Just look at who the book is dedicated to. It’s not ‘The Media.”
I know that it’s risky to be totally honest, because some people view that as weakness, and attack. But the unexamined life is not worth living, right? If I’m not totally honest with myself, how will I ever learn and grow? Should I stop examining my life now, because I wrote a book about it?

Well, right now I need to examine my life, and I need to be totally honest with myself. I have to own up to something: I *did* hope that my book would get noticed by the Industry. I hoped that it would get noticed by critics, and I hoped that The Media would pay attention . . . but all that happened after it was published. When I wrote it, I hoped that my story would be amusing, interesting, and maybe even inspiring to people.
And you know what? That’s exactly what Real People tell me when they read my book: they were amused, interested, and occasionaly inspired.
What a myopic fucking fool I’ve been! What a stupid, stupid jerkass! I was so worried about impressing The Cool Kids, I forgot who I am, and why I do this. And even worse, I disrespected — even if unintentionally — the very people who have been with me on The Journey all along. It’s not some stupid magazine that owes *me* an apology; it’s *me* who owes all those Real People an apology.”
I turned to Anne. “I know what I’m going to write when we get home.”
“Good,” she said. “Just let it go.”
“I just did.”

Last week, Entertainment Weekly called my manager, and said that they were going to write announce Just A Geek in this week’s issue. I told my manager that I was concerned, because Entertainment Weekly has always written really cruel and misleading stories about me and my website, but the reporter assured him that this would just be a nice blurb announcing the release of my book.
Since the mainstream media have completely ignored me and Just A Geek, I was pretty excited that an influential magazine like Entertainment Weekly was going to give me a little ink.
That “nice blurb?” I just saw it on page 83:

“Whiner of the Week”
In his blog-cum-memoir Just a Geek, the former Star Trek, TNG cast member, now 32, fills 260 pages endlessly lamenting, “I used to be an actor when I was a kid.”

It’s pretty clear that the person hack who wrote this awful, mean-spirited, and misleading blurb didn’t read the entire book, because I DON’T spend 260 pages “lamenting I used to be an actor when I was a kid.” I spend the first chapter talking about those feelings, because it’s an important foundation for the rest of the story. A responsible journalist would know that.
It’s one thing to criticize the way I write, or opine that I spend too much time on one thing, and not enough time on another. That’s totally valid opinion . . . but to completely misrepresent me and the content of my book this way is despicable.
Someone at that magazine must have a vendetta against me, because Entertainment Weekly has tried very hard to portray me in a consistently negative light. When they reviewed WWdN about two years ago, they selectively quoted me out of context, and made me look really bad, so I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that they’re at it again, but it still hurts.