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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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in which i add a convention to the schedule

Posted on 15 September, 2008 By Wil

I’ve added one final convention to the 2008 convention season. In two weeks, I’ll drive up the 5 to Sacramento to appear at a an old-school Horror/Sci-Fi convention called From the Land Beyond.

This looks like a smaller show than the ones I’ve been at recently, but it also looks like the cons I loved so much when I was a kid: there’s a movie room, where they’re screening everything from classic episodes of Star Trek to classic horror films like The Hills Have Eyes. There are some very cool guests, a few panels (I’m on a panel called Star Trek through the years on Saturday), gaming, and a costume contest.

The Details! Let me show you them:

Friday and Saturday, September 26-27

The Scottish Rite Center

6151 H Street

Sacramento, CA 95819

(Across from Sacramento State University)

I’ll be there Saturday and Sunday (the show switches gears slightly on Sunday and becomes a comic convention) with the usual assortment of books and pictures for people who want them. This will be the last chance to get 2008’s chapbook, Sunken Treasure, if you care about that sort of thing. I think there are about 50 left after PAX.
Unlike shows that seem designed to take as much of your money while giving you as little as possible in return, this looks like a bunch of geeks getting together to goof off for the weekend, which is what conventions are supposed to be about. It’s cheap, too! If you come on Saturday only, it’s $10. If you come for Friday and Saturday, it’s just $15. That’s less than you’d pay for some jerk’s totally awesome book, you know.

congratulations, george and brad!

Posted on 15 September, 2008 By Wil

I’ve known George Takei and Brad Altman forever, it seems. I’ve never seen one without the other, and they’re two of the most obviously in love with each other people I’ve ever been around.

So I want to take a moment to congratulate them both on their marriage this weekend. It sounds like it was a beautiful ceremony, befitting them both.

it is pitch dark

Posted on 10 September, 2008 By Wil

I’m wearing this awesome T-shirt today, in honor of the activation of the Large Hadron Collider, which hasn’t destroyed the Earth yet (or ever, you anti-science mouth breathers) but won’t really get a chance to send crowbar stock skyrocketing until October when it actually crashes stuff into other stuff.

If you’re wondering what the LHC will do and why geeks haven’t been as excited about anything since the invention of internet porn, there’s a great article on How Stuff Works about, um, how it works. Recommended.

Did yesterday’s post about RPGs give you such withdrawal you woke up with the shakes in the middle of the night, certain that there was a Grue at the end of your bed? You may want to read Geekdad’s long-overdue review of D&D 4e’s Dungeon Master’s Guide.

Top Shelf, publishers of Super Spy (my favorite graphic novel of 2008), are having a massive sale. Fill your shelves for $3 a book, and march onward to victory, for great justice!

I’m a huge fan of post-apocalyptic fiction, and my love of Zombie stories specifically isn’t exactly a big secret. You can imagine how excited I am to read John Joseph Adams’ anthology The Living Dead , which includes Some Zombie Contingency Plans, made available in its entirety by its author, Kelly Link (author of the magnificent Magic for Beginners.)

This comic is awesome. I am not worthy.

While I was at PAX, I signed an autograph for a girl who was wearing an insanely cool T-shirt. It had a retro raygun on it, shooting out green rings that said “woo woo woo!” over them. I asked her where she got it, and she told me that she’d designed and created it herself. It was, sadly, a one-of-a-kind handpainted sort of thing. Thinking quickly, I said “You must put that online so I can buy it,” using as much of The Force as I could muster. I guess it worked, because now you can buy one for your very own. Mine arrived yesterday, and it looks beautiful. (Link to Retro Raygun T-Shirt at Zazzle.)

This new Genius thing in iTunes, which is sort of like The Filter meets Pandora is intriguing to me. I’ve had it build one playlist, and out of 25 songs, it only picked one that didn’t really belong there. It even picked out a wonderful song (Landlocked Blues, by Bright Eyes) that I didn’t even know I had in my library and hadn’t heard until just now. The buying thing is swell, too, especially since Apple is slowly catching up to Amazon MP3 and realizing that given the choice between fucking goddamn stupid DRM and no fucking goddamn stupid DRM, we’re going to choose no fucking goddamn stupid DRM every time.

Oh, and speaking of fucking goddamn stupid DRM: Spore? Nelson Muntz has something to say to you, bucko.

That’s all for now. I’m going back to future Los Angeles for the rest of the day.

i take pictures

Posted on 8 September, 2008 By Wil

untitled muse #3

“O Muses, O high genius, aid me now!
O memory that engraved the things I saw,
Here shall your worth be manifest to all! “

–Dante Alighieri, in Canto II of The Inferno

because 8-bits are all you need, champ

Posted on 4 September, 2008 By Wil

Wilwbeardclown
Rich Stevens, the criminal mastermind behind Diesel Sweeties, is a friend of mine.

And you, Governor Sarcastic Liar, are no Rich Stevens!

Um. What? Sorry. Let’s try that again.

Ahem.

Rich is the greatest 8-bit character drawing guy man dude in this quadrant. His 8-bit creations hold up the whole log jam, Bucko, because 16-bits are twice as many as he needs, Sport.

Anyway, I asked Rich if he’d be interested in doing an 8-bit version of me, because . . . well, because I really like his work and it’s always been my life-long dream to eat the biggest sandwich at the fair.

Rich agreed, and the result is real and spectacular. I think it may replace mister "look at me and my tough-guy face" over there.

Thank you, Rich Stevens. I shall play Keystone Kapers tonight in your honor.

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