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one last fistful of Ted Kord interviews

Posted on 22 January, 2009 By Wil

Part deux of my interview with Trekmovie.com is online, so you don’t have to avoid spoilers any more:

TrekMovie.com: The first season can be be brutal.

Wil Wheaton: Yeah. That is why the first season is kind of fun. Some of the episodes are really really bad and a few of the episodes are extremely good, even if you are not grading on a curve. For the most part — we are awkward — we are trying to figure out what our show is about. And you can see how we had so many different writers and creative power struggles while we figured out what we were going to be. We were really lucky we got a chance to do more than one season. If it wasn’t for the incredible cast and writers like Sandy Fries and Tracy Torme, we probably would not have gone past the second season.

TrekMovie.com: I am in the camp that thinks that Michael Piller, and writers like Ron Moore, really saved the show in the third season.

Wil Wheaton: They absolutely did.

TrekMovie.com: I know some don’t like to hear that Gene [Roddenberry] didn’t save the show. I love Gene Roddenberry, but for TNG I think the Michael was the best thing for the show.

Wil Wheaton: Gene had the presence of mind to know he was getting old and he knew that someone who loved Star Trek as much as he did could step in to take the reins. He hand picked Michael. He begged Michael at the end of season three to come back. Michael didn’t want to at first, but Gene said to him “I need you to make this show great, I can’t do it without you” and Michael agreed. And Michael had the open submissions policy, which is how Ron [Moore] came on, with “The Bonding.” I don’t think it is inaccurate or unfair to give Michael a great deal of credit for making Next Generation great, but at the same time I think it is also fair and accurate to acknowledge that it was Gene Roddenberry who had the vision and presence of mind and the foresight to keep Michael Piller on and put him in a position to do what he did.

I also talked to buzz focus about playing Ted Kord, and that’s online, too:

So…. Brave and Bold Batman vs Frank Miller Batman – who would win?

W. Wheaton: (laugh) I don’t know that’s like asking which fruit will taste better an apple or an orange.

Are you also a fan of 70s/80s cartoons?

W. Wheaton: I remember getting up really early on Saturday mornings to watch the old Super Friends cartoons. It was really Challenge of the Super Friends and those old battles of the Legion of Doom that I loved. And I’m exactly the right age for GI Joe, Transformers, Thundercats and He-Man.

Thundarr the Barbarian is my favorite cartoon in history. That was before they were allowed to do marketing and merchandising in cartoons. So these guys were like, “let’s tell some cool stories.” And, they did.

You’re involved in so many things, what’s your passion these days?

W. Wheaton: Honestly, it’s spending as much time as I can with my family. My boys are getting older. My oldest son is in college, his brother is a senior in high school and is going to college next year. I am keenly aware how 24 hours in a day and 7 days in a week isn’t that much time. More important than anything else is providing for them financially and emotionally.

Finally, I talked to Media Blvd., and got to deliver what ended up being my favorite one-liner of the whole series of interviews (unplanned). See if you can spot it:

Shaun> That’s cool, I grew up on Challenge of the Superfriends. Don’t start me going down that memory lane.

Wil> Are you a Wendy and Marvin kind of guy, or are you a Zan and Jana kind of guy. Wendy and Marvin were lame.

Shaun> I was glad though when Zan and Jana took off, and that damn monkey Gleek, that was always screwing things up.

Wil> I was the right age for Zan and Jana, so I thought that was really funny. They always turned into something. They could have defeated their adversaries, like they were way overpowered for what they actually did with their superpowers. I was exactly the right age, I was born in ’72, so I was like 8 when I was watching that. I thought it was awesome, then I grew up a little bit and there was Wendy and Marvin and Wonderdog. I thought, “They’re dumbing this down!” I was like 11, “They’re dumbing this down for the audience, and they’re insulting my 11 year old intelligence. This is awful, worst episode ever!”

Shaun> I hated the way the Superfriends treated Batman. The only thing they’d show of Batman is the car stopping and picking up Wendy and Marvin, but the dog doesn’t make it into the Batmobile.

Wil> I know, like you’re going to make Batman the chauffeur? Are you serious? I can promise you that that does not happen in Batman: The Brave & The Bold. In Batman: The Brave & The Bold, Batman is awesome, and he is not a ridiculous chauffeur. Batman is nobody’s bitch in Batman: The Brave & The Bold.

Maybe I could have said “Batman: The Brave & The Bold” a few more times in that last answer. I think I really dropped the ball there.

So … I thought there were more, but I’ve either closed the tabs, or I was hopped up on old Foreigner albums and had double vision. I know that three isn’t really a fistful, but I have small fists. So there.

And with that, my friends, I am off to Phoenix for the Phoenix Comicon. I don’t know what kind of internets I’ll have while I’m there, my friends, but if history is any indicator, I’ll be Twittering the hell out of everything, my friends.

in which wil talks to trekmovie dot com

Posted on 21 January, 2009 By Wil

I talked to Trekmovie.com about my trip to Phoenix Comicon this weekend. It’s a pretty comprehensive interview, and they split it into two parts. Part one is up today:

TrekMovie.com: Well you and Brent [Spiner] and Marina [Sirtis] have a joint appearance the Phoenix Comic Con, any thoughts about what you will do for that?

Wil Wheaton: For the first time since the show ended, I am really looking forward to sharing the stage with all of my friends because I don’t feel like the black sheep anymore. I feel like I have accomplished things and I have lived a life I can be proud of since then. It is not like ‘hey look at you guys who did all this Star Trek stuff, and, oh right, and you.’ It is ‘hey cool, you did this cool thing and I did this cool thing and we are all adults and have kids.’ I feel differently about myself. I have better self esteem about the entire thing, than I ever did before. I wont have that ‘one of these things is not like the other’ that I had before so I am actually really looking forward — even more than sharing the stage with Brent and Marina — looking forward to what they have to say and finding out what they are up to. And hopefully making them laugh.

TrekMovie.com: Speaking of Trek reunions, I understand last year that you along with the entire TNG cast did voice work for an upcoming episode of Family Guy. What was that like and did you do your work solo or with any of your TNG co-stars?

Wil Wheaton: I didn’t work with anyone except [Family Guy exec producer] Seth MacFarlane, which was still awesome. I got to see the entire script and it is really funny. I am sort of poking fun at myself, the way the role is written. But working on the Star Trek episode of Family Guy, started a relationship with Seth and since then he has asked me to Cavalcade and another episode of Family Guy.

TrekMovie.com: I have noticed you are doing a lot of voice work now, like with the new Batman, so are you planning on become the next Mark Hamill, a famous genre guy who becomes the big voice guy…

Wil Wheaton: …who goes to make the one of the most memorable voices in the history of animation, playing one of everyone’s favorite characters [The Joker on Batman The Animated Series]. Gosh I would love to be able to do that.

I’m always nervous when I talk to Trekmovie, because even though the people who write for it and conduct the interviews are really nice, whenever I make the mistake of reading the comments there, I always feel like I’m playing for the Red Sox in Yankee Stadium. Maybe they need to read this post?

Anyway, I’d feel like I’d let down the whole team if I didn’t link to it, and there’s some stuff in there that’s interesting to me and I think evena a little entertaining, so now you know.

don’t panic!

Posted on 21 January, 2009 By Wil

My friend Chris wrote a very funny and very useful article about dealing with panic attacks. I assume, like he does, that many people reading this are creative nerdy types who are prone to anxiety and worrying (this is where I point to myself, but act like we’re all supposed to pretend I’m not really doing that) so I present it here as a public service, and as a way to introduce you to one of my favorite people in the world:

If you frequent this site I’m going to guess that at one time or another you may have enjoyed the crippling embrace of a panic attack. How could I predict such a thing??? Because people who suffer from anxiety tend to be smarty-pants-creative types, aka NERDISTS. Folks not blessed with the gift of self-awareness don’t really understand the rush of liquid fear that floods the body. They just think we’re being “kooky.” I have a joke in my act about trying to describe the feeling of a full-blown panic attack: “Imagine being F*CKED in the HEART.”

[…]

[After a severe panic attack while in college] a friend of mine pointed out, “Oh yeah, that’s a thing. Lots of people have those.” The sheer knowledge that I wasn’t a freak helped ebb the panic tide for a while but every now and again I’d still get the hilariously familiar, “No…wait…THIS time it’s something fatal.” I’m here to tell you that not only are panic attacks NOT fatal, but I don’t get them anymore. THAT CAN ABSOLUTELY HAPPEN FOR YOU. In this article I’d like to share a few tips that I’ve learned over the years while navigating the anxiety steeplechase.

Chris is hilarious, and if the two of us got together to do a Podcast, it would be awesome. In fact, I’m going to call him now and bug him about doing that. You can follow Chris on Twitter, if you enjoy amusing tweets. He’s @nerdist.

LA Daily: Winter Mute

Posted on 20 January, 2009 By Wil

This week’s LA Daily is called Winter Mute:

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a sentimental guy, and I’m not ashamed to admit that I love my kids more than anything in the world. I would walk through fire for them, or even sit through one of those holiday movies with the talking animals. Which I did when they were little. More than once.

[…]

I walked into the living room, where Nolan was watching TV.

“Hey,” I said. “Do you want to go out front and play frisbee with me?”

“I don’t know,” he said, with a wry smile, “is your Old going to be able to keep up with me?”

“Only one way to find out,” I said.

For the next forty minutes, we ran around in the street together, making spectacular throws and equally spectacular catches.

Okay, one of us did, and the other one was reminded that he’s not in the same great shape that he once was, but the important thing is that both of us genuinely enjoyed each other’s company, as we always do.

As I worked on this column, I was reminded of something I wrote for here in November: “I woke up this morning with searing pain in my left arm and shoulder. It was joined by some pain in my right hip, and even though I’m pretty damn achey today, it’s worth it. I’m not going to be an old man and wish that I’d played less frisbee with my son.”

wil’s 2009 phoenix comicon schedule

Posted on 19 January, 2009 By Wil

Totally unrelated to this post: I'm in today's Dork Tower. It's part of the hilarious Tao of Igor series, and it made me giggle.

As promised, here's my schedule for the Phoenix Comicon. If this is your first time at a con, and you don't know what to expect, you should read what John Scalzi said about meeting authors (and me.) at cons. If you've never heard me talk about conventions, you may enjoy this article I wrote for the Geek in Review a few years ago, called Concerning Conventions. The article is SFW, but it's at Suicide Girls, which is NSFW. Click with caution.

When I'm not on panels, I'll be parked at a table (hopefully next to Steamcrow, again) in the exhibitor's hall, with copies of my books and some pictures for sale. I always try to bring enough for everyone, but I almost always sell out of stuff before the con is over. If there's something you really want to get from me, I suggest picking it up sooner than later. Or, you know, don't. I'm not the boss of you.

Thursday (Preview Night)
The exhibitor's hall is open from 6pm to 9pm.

No panels, but I plan to be at my table with my books and stuff for the duration.

Friday
The exhibitor's hall is open from noon to 8pm.

12:30-1:30pm – Geek Out With Wil Wheaton, Yuri Lowenthal, and Aaron Douglas
Yuri and I worked on Legion of Superheroes together, and instantly became friends when I dropped an obscure geek reference that he not only got, but topped with an equally-obscure reply (that I also got.) Yuri knows Aaron, and I spent most of a con in Sacramento last year sitting next to Aaron Douglas. It turns out that we're all big geeks, so we thought it would be fun to spend an hour getting our geek on together. Topics of conversation will include voice acting and being a geek who gets to work on these geeky things that we love.

3pm – Photo session with Wil
A few years ago, someone thought it would be a great idea to set up these semi-formal photo sessions where fans could get professional-quality portraits taken with actors. In theory, it also gives fans a few uninterrupted moments with those actors, which can be a real thrill for them. The unintended consequence, in some cases, was actors refusing to let fans take pictures of them at the rest of the con. Um, I'm not going to do that, because it's lame, but if you really want a professional-quality portrait with me, you'll have a couple chances over the weekend, including this one. I guess they print the photo out for you right there, so I can defile the lovely picture with my filthy signature, if you want. Please note that some actors will charge you to sign the picture that you've already coughed up money to take. I am not one of them, because that is also lame.

10pm – MOTHER FUCKING ROCK BAND BITCHES YEAH! \m/
This should be a lot of fun: I'll play with three people at a time, taking whatever instrument they don't want to play. We're supposed to be there for an hour, but once we start rocking, we'll be there until they pry our fake instruments from our cold, dead hands. There's a very good chance Yuri and Aaron will join us for a song or two. Also, if all of this isn't filmed and put online, I don't know why we even bothered to fight the Spanish American war, people.

Saturday
The exhibitor's hall is open from 10am to 7pm.

12pm – Photo Session with Wil
See above.

2-3pm The Obligatory TNG Panel with Wil, Marina Sirtis and Brent Spiner
I don't really need to spell this one out, do I? This is the first time I've been on stage with them both, ever, and it should be a whole lot of fun.

6:30-7pm – The One Where Wil Hates the Description
I don't think they mean to come up with something I hate when they wrote this panel's title, but when I tell you what it is, I think you'll understand why I'm not crazy about it: Wil Wheaton – Life Beyond Wesley [::facepalm::] D'oh! That's … really not how I'd frame this if it was up to me. Anyway, this is where I'll perform material from my books for you, my best friends in the world. I'll cram as much entertainment in to the 30 minutes as I can, but don't be surprised if we go over. If there's time when we're done, I'll take some questions, too. IMPORTANT UPDATE ON THIS: The panel is actually scheduled for 55 minutes, not 30, and the title, it turns out, was a placeholder that got past editing on the way to the printer. So it's all good.

Sunday
The exhibitor's hall is open from 10am-5pm.
I have no panels scheduled, so I will split my time between wandering the con making saves vs. Shiny! and sitting at my table in the exhibitor's hall.

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