return of the hoverhand
No time to explain why this is funny. Just get in the car.
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Chicago comicon day one
My first day at Chicago Comicon was damn fun, Dianne. Damn fun. My Q&A went well, I got to meet tons of enthusiastic and awesome people, and I was given the gifts of many, many craft beers. Here’s a couple pictures: I got to sign a bottle of w00tstout! The world needs more Sparks McGee,…
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dear people who stake out airports and other places
I am never going to sign the stack of things you have. I am never going to take pictures with you. Waiting in an airport or some other place waiting for me (or someone who isn’t me but does similar work) is profoundly inappropriate. It makes me very uncomfortable, for reasons I’ve written about before,…
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if you like Joe Hill, Richard Kadrey, or Charlie Huston, you’ll LOVE dead pig collector
My friend Warren Ellis (Transmetropolitan, Freak Angels, Gun Machine) wrote a short story called Dead Pig Collector that is just fantastic. “Dead Pig Collector” introduces readers to Mister Sun, a very proficient businessman whose trade is the murder and spotless removal of human beings. Like any businessman, he knows each transaction is only as good as…
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dftba records and me
I just realized that I didn’t tell the Internet that I recently joined forces with Hank and John Green, and have some cool merch at dftba.com, like Don’t Be A Dick t-shirts and It’s What You Love posters. So now you know, and if you’re of a certain age, you’ll insert the appropriate GI Joe…