I woke up this morning to the sound of Anne making the awful noise you make when something you like is destroyed by your puppy. Anne, being the amazing person that she is, turned this particular troop of lemurs into lemurade: Of course, I can’t be too mad at Marlowe, because Anne did do this…
People have been asking me for a T-shirt like this for a long, long time. Like, maybe a year, which is a long time if you’re a caterpillar because holy shit man you lived a whole year? Caterpillars usually live for a few weeks. What are you, some kind of Licherpillar? I cast magic missile!…
The year is 1994. I am 21 years-old, and though I’m convinced I’m so mature, I’m having a hard time finding my way out of a 10×10 room with one door and a map. I’m struggling to figure out who I am, what’s important to me, and what I’m going to do with my life. I’ve…
Have no fear. I have my best man guarding it. UPDATED November 29: The card has just cracked $1000 on eBay, so I added a little extra security.
If you follow me on Twitter (thank you and I’m sorry) you know that I spent the last four days cleaning out my garage to make room for a homebrewery. I came across a lot of awesome things from a lifetime in showbiz, as well as a bunch of 80s and 90s artifacts that I…
