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It was a warm, wet, summer evening when the mantids attacked, without warning or provocation. We huddled together on rain-soaked streets, listened to the distant artillery, and waited…

I made a thing! I’m currently working on other things that will join it, to form an electronic music EP, which will be released at some point in the mysterious future.

Tabletop Season 4: Star Realms

Do you like deck building games? How about games that can fit in your pocket? HOW ABOUT BOTH OF THOSE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME?!

Yes, of course you do, because you’re not a real person, but in fact a representation I invented so I can address this post to someone who has said YES three times since it started.

So, imaginary person (and perhaps real people who are also listening at the moment), you’re going to love this week’s Tabletop. It’s Star Realms, and I play against delightful human and Magic: The Gathering Pro Tour player Melissa DeTora.

Did you know that I wrote and narrated a supernatural horror story? I DID, and it’s only five bucks!

TV Crimes 13: The Day My Kid Went Punk

It’s time for a new TV Crimes podcast! This after school special made Mikey and me so angry, he had to spend nearly a full day editing out all our swears.In this episode you can enjoy:

Candidates for the worst parents in the history of television!
Punk rock music composed by someone who knows nothing about punk rock!
Judgy Boomer Parents Who Think Everything Is About Them™!
A delightful haircut!
A contest with REAL PRIZES!
And much much more!

Episode 13 The Day My Kid Went Punk

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apparently, retrowave is a thing, and it’s pretty awesome

I came across this album on Reddit yesterday, and it’s magnificent. Atlas, from FM-84, is the lush, synth-heavy soundtrack to every 1980s movie where a lone cop takes down the cocaine kingpin who murdered his family. Or maybe it’s that summer at the shore where you stay out all night, fall in love, and never see her again because that’s how it works when you’re 15. Whatever it means to you, I think you’ll love this, especially if you’re Gen X.