Today on Twitter, noted Science Fiction Author and Cat-Bacon-Taper John Scalzi declared:
AAAAH EVERY YOUTUBE VIDEO HAS A POLITICAL AD IN FRONT OF IT THAT’S IT NO MORE YOUTUBE UNTIL NOVEMBER 7
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 23, 2012
A group of concerned cats immediately replied with this political action message:
Then, in a desperate attempt to deflect attention from his cat bacon taping, Scalzi accused beloved science fiction, television, film, stage, theater, internet, radio, and teenage-fever-dream star Wil Wheaton of being behind the whole thing. Wheaton, who everyone loves for reasons, denied the scandalous allegation. Scalzi then produced an obviously fake “receipt”:
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 24, 2012
But Mister Scalzi can not produce the LONG FORM RECEIPT! He continues to dodge the tough questions, and instead of responding to a simple and reasonable request, he produced this:
And now, as the real questions begin to swirl around Mister Scalzi, his allies in the Bacon Taping Media have produced this vicious attack ad:
Some say that John Scalzi is wrong on bacon, wrong on tape, and wrong on cats.
Some people say that John Scalzi is WRONG FOR THE INTERNET.
DIS MESSUG WAZ PAY FER BY DA KATZ.
we like tuna