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my god, it’s full of unicorns

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A little known fact about me: I'll do just about whatever my friend Chris tells me to do, just because I want to be popular*, so a half an hour ago, when he told Twitter to go to espn.com and type the Konami code into the search box, I stopped performing life-saving CPR on a hobo and did exactly that.

Here's what ensued:

Omg_fucking_espn_unicorns_fuck_yeah

Every time you hit a key after pressing enter, a new unicorn would pop up. It was so fucking glorious, I made sure it was the last thing the hobo saw before he died, because I knew he would have wanted it that way.

Whoever wrote that code deserves a medal. Whoever forced them to take the code out (almost as quickly as it was discovered) deserves a boot to the head**.

*not true.
** and one more for Jenny and the wimp.

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27 April, 2009 Wil

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33 thoughts on “my god, it’s full of unicorns”

  1. Captain Sunshine says:
    27 April, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    I want to move to Cal-Gary and get my piece of the pie!
    This was so well-timed. A friend of mine’s birthday is tomorrow, and every year when people ask her what she wants, she says, “A pony.” She now has such a large collection of pony figures that she won’t accept any more. Now I can give her virtual ponies. BONUS.
    CS

  2. angie k says:
    27 April, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    I’m crying tears of joy right now. This is so fucking awesome. (Can I say that? Fucking? Am I going to get into trouble? Um…)

  3. Colt Lemons says:
    27 April, 2009 at 5:40 pm

    A few more unicorns, it could almost be Diablo III.

  4. RxSlaughter says:
    27 April, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    You can still view it here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espntv/espnGuide

  5. meloncollie.livejournal.com says:
    27 April, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Apparently, they took it down around 4:44 PM today … but there is a cached version that people can still play with (thanks PC World!.
    Also, the credit for the Unicorifying goes to http://www.cornify.com 🙂

  6. KarmaKimmy7 says:
    27 April, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    A handy google cache was pointed out (by some guy named Shacker MH Knight?): http://tinyurl.com/cayk6q for anybody seeking to recreate this. I know I wanted to. ;D
    <3 – Kimmy

  7. Paul Irish says:
    27 April, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    It was a moment of magic, wasn’t it? 🙂
    I wrote the script that konami’d the cornify script.. If you’d like to add some sparkle under your own konami… http://paulirish.com/2009/cornify-easter-egg-with-jquery/

  8. melanie says:
    27 April, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    I will never forgive myself for missing out on the fun and magic.
    :O oh dear lord, i think i see Hello Kitty riding a unicorn!! *dies inside*

  9. jedivet says:
    27 April, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    FTW!
    I cannot describe how awesome this is.
    *readies boot to head and goes to see cached version*

  10. Wil says:
    27 April, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    You, sir, are a national treasure.

  11. stonechiper says:
    27 April, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    What scares me is how many of these unicorn/rainbow images I remember owning as a sticker/folder/stationary set, but I am disappointed that there seems to be no lisa frank unicorn.

  12. Natasha says:
    27 April, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Oh, how glorious!

  13. vincentsmommy says:
    27 April, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Oh, look at all the pretty ponies and rainbows!

  14. KristinHanes says:
    27 April, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    The thing that made me laugh the most is that when you scroll over the picture, it says “OMG Fucking Espn unicorns, fuck yeah”. Those are words I never thought I’d see in combination. Fuck. ESPN. Unicorn. My Little Ponies on CRACK.

  15. RubyFruit67 says:
    27 April, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    oh how i wish i’d gotten to see it for myself…that would’ve just made my freakin’ day! Thanks for the screen shot, Wil.

  16. melissasvillage.blogspot.com says:
    27 April, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    OMG. I would have died from awesome overload.

  17. Alan says:
    27 April, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    My 17 month old daughter was very excited by this.

  18. jenn says:
    27 April, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    OMG, I am flashing back to my bedroom in the 80s. I love rainbows and unicorns! WHEEEE!!!

  19. tomcatdriver says:
    27 April, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Very cool, too bad it’s gone.

  20. CrusherLuvr4Ever says:
    27 April, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    Aww I would have liked to have seen that. That unicorn picture is bad-a. And is that Chris Hardwick, as in the one you worked with in Jane White Is Sick & Twisted? It didn’t look like him in the picture I seen but I may be wrong.. p.s. The Liars Club was freaking AWESOME! I just got done watching it about and hour ago.. and there’s a song in there called Hotter Than Red that I really wanna hear but I can’t find out who sings it for the life of me!

  21. Danyiel says:
    27 April, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    ROFLMAO! That was CLASSIC! If I had twitter, I so totally would have fallen for that in a nanosecond and laughed my ass off the entire time. I’m one of those people who actually find crank callers amusing as hell, so whenever I get one, I try to stay on the phone with the other person(s) for as long as possible. They usually eventually freak out and hang up on me first.
    This is what I’d consider to be more of a high-tech version of a crank call…uhhh…I think? All I know is that I would have died laughing if someone did that to me. Props to Paul Irish, that was just so fantastically funny as hell!
    Wil, you’re such a bastard for letting that poor hobo die.

  22. Danyiel says:
    27 April, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    I cuss like a sailor and have somehow managed to stick around for the past five years, so to answer your question, fuck no! lol

  23. George Lister says:
    28 April, 2009 at 12:40 am

    LOL…classic on many levels. But, as a Canadian, super-props for the Frantics “Boot To The Head” reference.

  24. missvenatrix.wordpress.com says:
    28 April, 2009 at 4:15 am

    Oh my dear… this post made me super giddy and I got to “…Whoever forced them to take the code out (almost as quickly as it was dis-” I slumped. Whoever did that should get a metal and mirror their efforts somewhere were everyone can go see and see glitter and unicorns in their full glory.
    Who are you unicorn person? Please, more unicorns, and give us time unabashedly experience their beauty with freedom from corporate license/brand monarchy.

  25. Isisgate1 says:
    28 April, 2009 at 5:42 am

    I’m not the only one who remembers Lisa Frank. Yea us!
    So did you guys have a store totally devoted to the sticker collectors? We had the Galley and PickWicker, consequetive. (I know I spelled that wrong 🙁 )
    More coffe.

  26. i-m-nobody.livejournal.com says:
    28 April, 2009 at 5:52 am

    It was worth the hobo. In fact, I would place its Hoboiciditude* closer to 3.
    Because I value life.
    N
    *(the super secret rating I just made up quantifying how may hobo deaths something is worth to make happen)

  27. ellenaim says:
    28 April, 2009 at 6:20 am

    I’m still tickled as hell at the “Jenny and the wimp” Frantics reference made by a non-Canadian. I’m used to being the only one! That’s a first!

  28. stonechiper says:
    28 April, 2009 at 6:47 am

    Sadly no, but perhaps even sadder was the constant chattering about what greeting card/drug stores had what lines of stickers (i.e. “Hey, I was at freddy’s over the weekend and they have the new Sandylion, or my friends cousin works at the Hallmark store and told me they got some new smellie stickers in”)
    I also had a subscription to Sticker Collector magazine, oh yeah!
    You should check out this site, brought back tons of memories for me, man Lazer Blazers!
    http://smurfwreck.libsyn.com/index.php?post_category=80%27s%20Stickers

  29. SeanF says:
    28 April, 2009 at 7:28 am

    That picture made my eyes bleed, but that’s okay because the blood is rainbow colored, and it tastes like unicorns.

  30. Drkdstryer says:
    28 April, 2009 at 1:15 pm


    A BOOT TO THE HEAD!

  31. Wolf Gnards says:
    28 April, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    I totally missed it. I missed it by seconds, too. Will my life ever be complete? Probably not. Will I get over it? I just don’t know.

  32. comicoz.livejournal.com says:
    29 April, 2009 at 7:34 am

    Nooo, can’t get it to work. I wonder if the job’s firewall is preventing it.
    I’m assuming it’s just keypresses (push the arrows)?

  33. Nephratari says:
    12 May, 2009 at 9:31 am

    goddamn plageristic bastards! They are giving away all the best of diablo 3. Blizzard should have them drawn and quartered!

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