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This is me and my nephew, Shane. I am explaining Batman’s relationship to the Joker, like you do with a four month-old.

Explaining Batman to Shane
“You see, they need each other, because they’re two sides of the same coin…”

Last year, when my sister told me Shane would be joining Team Humans sometime in July, I went a little nuts at ThinkGeek and bought him some baby clothes. I said, “My brother in law is awesome, even though he’s Dallas Cowboys SuperFan Number One Top Guy Forever™. I know that my nephew (who I suggested should be named Batman, but will probably end up with a muggle name that’s more socially appropriate) will get plenty of sportsball in his life, so it has fallen to me, his favorite uncle Wil, to share with him The Way of the Geek.”

I’m not going to lie, Marge, I’m pretty proud of the Level One Human (Multi-Class: Geek and Undefined) things I got him … but none of them are nearly as awesome and amazing as the sweater I got him for Christmas:

 

Last week, when my sister sent me the following picture with the note: We are explaining our family history to Shane, and he’s inspired by his uncle…

Shane takes after his Uncle Wil.
Shane takes after his Uncle Wil.

…I knew I was doing my job as Uncle-Who-Teaches-Shane-The-Way-Of-The-Geek.

Before we know it, he’ll be ready for Baby’s First Nanites!

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21 January, 2013 Wil

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22 thoughts on “raising my nephew right”

  1. imariaprime says:
    21 January, 2013 at 8:14 am

    It’s all fun and games until a strange man asks to take him see “other planes of existence”. THEN you see the uncomfortable side of uncledom.

  2. KellCrow says:
    21 January, 2013 at 9:03 am

    Awesome sweater. Awesome.
    That relationship-between-Batman-and Joker theory will also work great when it’s time to describe Kirk and Khan.
    As a nerd who also loves sports (Go Saints!), I can reassure you that it is indeed possible for the two passions to coexist in a single life-form. Someday the NFL will come out with team-specific pocket protectors…

    1. wabbit89 says:
      22 January, 2013 at 9:23 pm

      Dude. I saw a guy at Dragon*Con a few years ago in full Mandalorian armor with Saints colors and insignia. He was busy and I wasn’t close enough to him to get a good pic, but it was greatness.

      1. KellCrow says:
        23 January, 2013 at 9:57 am

        Ahahaha.. I have a photo of a guy I saw in the French Quarter last year, wearing a Saints’ colored Optimus Prime costume. Best. Idea. Evar.

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  4. Curiosity says:
    21 January, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    Love the sweater. And much sleeker than that giant orange one they had you in for a while. Poor Wesley. That sweater’s not a uniform. Why doesn’t he ever get to change clothes?

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  6. karenls says:
    21 January, 2013 at 2:15 pm

    Omigosh, how melty does this make a person?! The wee one has an uncle to be proud of. Best wishes to you and yours for 2013.

  7. Matt Rudge says:
    21 January, 2013 at 3:52 pm

    Dammit I want one of those sweaters 🙂

    By the way….10 character password including upper case, lower case, numbers AND punctuation?? I’m definitely clicking “Remember Me”!!

    1. Wil says:
      21 January, 2013 at 10:00 pm

      Woah. Really? Looks like I have need to make the password requirements a little less draconian.

      1. KellCrow says:
        22 January, 2013 at 10:30 am

        Yes, and also, as of this post I was suddenly unable to log in via my Facebook. Don’t know if that was by option… 😉

      2. wabbit89 says:
        22 January, 2013 at 9:25 pm

        Indeed. I had to do that, too, but never thought to mention it. That would rock. My “remember me” failed on me some time ago, and there was no way I could remember that mess again, so I made a new one that I think I’ll remember, but yeah…that would rock.

  8. Joe says:
    21 January, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    I bet whoever etsied up that sweater is feeling awesome right about now! Very awesome!

  9. Jennifer Torres says:
    22 January, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    Very cute and dapper =) It’s great to have an uncle’s guidance, especially in the geek world !

  10. capt_matty says:
    22 January, 2013 at 3:27 pm

    That sweater rocks!

  11. wabbit89 says:
    22 January, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    One word: *squee*

  12. Mark Schneider says:
    23 January, 2013 at 4:04 pm

    Get that boy a cowboy hat. Sparks Jr. YEEEE HAAAAA!

    1. Mark Schneider says:
      23 January, 2013 at 4:06 pm

      DOH, Should have said: Sparks McGee : The Next Generation!

  13. AradiasHand says:
    28 January, 2013 at 9:51 am

    This is just awesome, pure and simple. Nothing like adding a new generation to the awesomeness that is geekdom! Utterly adorable 😀

  14. pretzelkarma says:
    28 January, 2013 at 11:56 am

    Whilst i’m no huge fan of star trek.. my reasoning for thinking this is so awesome, is that i grew up on Next Generation thanks to my trekkie dad lol. He would drag me to comic conventions, comic book movies, Star Trek movies… and had me watching Big Bang Theory.. well ok so did mom on that one :). I should start nerdifying my nephew back in the USA – his mom doesnt know the way of the geek enough!

  15. Charlotte Pettus says:
    28 January, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Total love on the sweater. He’d be the only one who could get away with wearing it – regardless of its size 🙂 Great start in assisting our next little generation get their awesome on. This past Halloween, after getting home, my one-and-only-3.5 y.o. nephew burst through the door – still in full Darth Vader costume, readjusted his lightsaber to sit on the floor, turned on “Spiderman & Friends” and proceeded to eat his candy. I think we’ve been able to have some small influence so far.

    P.S. Thanks for making the registration lest restrictive! I thought I was going to have to sell a kidney to get a password.

  16. Shane Birley says:
    1 February, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    The post is awesome as usual, Will — but the name choice for your nephew overshadows anything you said. You may tell your sister that I approve. 😉

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