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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

a crazy idea

Posted on 24 July, 2013 By Wil

People keep asking for a book of my stupid Twitter conversations with my pets and other things that shouldn’t be able to actually speak.

If I hired some of my cartoonist friends to illustrate them, would you spend cash money on that book?

Also, this is (I think) the first “aside” I’ve done in WordPress. I don’t know what that means in this context.

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  1. KenLG says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    I think it means exactly what you think it means.

    Yes, I’d buy it. I think you could also try using photos of the dogs/cat chat bubble style as well. 🙂

    1. debraluke says:
      24 July, 2013 at 9:47 pm

      I’d pay big bucks for a book with photos and tweets that was a fundraiser for an animal charity; moderate bucks for the same thing without a charitable purpose; not sure about tweets and cartoons. Third option is only a maybe for me.

      1. Mrs_H_in_GA says:
        25 July, 2013 at 6:38 am

        ^^This!^^

    2. Katie Robertson says:
      25 July, 2013 at 6:03 am

      Make it SFW and I’ll use it in speech therapy!

  2. twilight2000 says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    Oh my yes – I’d LOVE to have that to giggle to over a glass of wine!

  3. Caliban Darklock says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    Yes.

  4. wabbit89 says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    I’m in. Shut up and take my money! 😀

  5. Meara282 says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    Shut up and take my money!

    1. Russell Wright says:
      24 July, 2013 at 10:31 pm

      Yeah, what this person said! Also looking forward to Volume 2 of MOTF

      1. Keith Stevenson says:
        25 July, 2013 at 12:14 am

        Yes! But AFTER MOTF Vol 2, please!

      2. herebewonder says:
        25 July, 2013 at 12:37 am

        What this person and the person before said also…

  6. prtndurgoodatit says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    I’ll be honest, I’d rather spend money buying a book of conversations you and your wife have had.

    I also would pay for a book of conversations you’ve had with The Bloggess and other Twitter celebrities.

    1. Lori Hilbert-McGaw says:
      25 July, 2013 at 5:41 am

      This, too.

  7. MDrewG says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    Shut up and take my money!

  8. Cara Hart says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    I absolutely would spend cash on such a thing. Make it so.

  9. Libby Sumner says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    I’m throwing money at the screen and nothing is happening.

  10. Chance Callahan says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    TAKE MY MONIES. NAO.

  11. Rick Hellewell says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    I’ve always thought that the pet conversations would be great on a web site, similar to the sites that show silly phone texts. I’d put the site on my daily ‘visit list’.

    heck, I’d even do the site for you. (I’ve done Dr. Jerry Pournelle’s [best selling science fiction author, and longtime computer journalist) blog site, and other sites that amuse me like http://www.rulesforzombies.com . )

  12. Michael Kelleher says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    I’d probably buy it used at Powells though I’ve tried to buy your other writing new.

  13. Meagan Anne Pierce-Goodland says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    shut up and take my damn money, please and thank you!

  14. Robyn Screen says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    Um YES!

  15. Judy Chow Sanders says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:16 pm

    I’m with prtndurgoodatit, I’d rather have one of conversations with your wife and other folk, at least to buy.

  16. autojim says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    Yeah, that’d be fun. 🙂

  17. Angie says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:18 pm

    I would absolutely spend cash money for such a book. Tell me where to send my money, already!

  18. JoAnne Pope says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    I’m in!

    My first thought is that this would make a great fundraiser for an animal shelter. 🙂

    1. Angel Ratliff says:
      24 July, 2013 at 9:43 pm

      Yes, this!

    2. wabbit89 says:
      25 July, 2013 at 7:05 am

      This!

  19. Bil Simser says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:19 pm

    I would totally draw that for you. http://thisisnttheblogyourelookingfor.com/

  20. Jenny Lee Silver says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    I would spend cash money on this product of use.

  21. rjgabriel says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    Yes! I agree that using actual pics of your pets would be cool too — and how about if you helped out your fave pet shelter as well with a wee bit of the proceeds? Also, VandalEyes should make an appearance. 😀

  22. AmandaRainBHM says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    I’d definitely buy it.

  23. 8bit_Whovian says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:27 pm

    SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL MY MONEY FOR THIS THING

  24. Mandy Stevenson says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    I am poor so I don’t spend money on books but I would totally check it out from the library. However, if it was a book about your’s and Anne’s awesome conversations I may be persuaded to use the cashback on my credit card to buy it on Amazon.

  25. Lindsey Nichols-Masaki says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    I think that would be super fun, and there is totally a market for conversations with pets and inanimate objects.

    Also, an aside in web-ese is like when you’re reading and article and there’s a blurb set apart from the rest that gives you a fun fact or … an aside. Usually something that is related to what you’ve written, but doesn’t necessarily belong in the flow of the article.

  26. Andy Santoro says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    Yes! Please consider releasing as an ebook as well as a physical book too.

  27. Michael Dugas says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:32 pm

    Yes.

    A double yes if you can work with Allie Brosh to have her help with illustrations.

  28. Julienne Cunningham says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:33 pm

    I think that would be awesome! We would definitely pre-order it.

  29. mcmatz says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:34 pm

    I would buy it and I would draw stuff for you, if you wanted.
    http://www.mcmatz.com

  30. D Warren Rose says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:34 pm

    Wil,

    PleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhMyGoodGeekyUnderoosPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOh Let me illustrate one of those comics!!!

    Sincerely,

    dWr

  31. Brian Smith says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:35 pm

    Consider another couple copies sold here kind sir!

  32. Carla Morrow says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    It would look amazing next to my Jenny Lawson book 😀

  33. Sara Crow says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    Absolutely. You could use some of your personal photos of Marlowe and the rest of that goofy cast of characters that you live with instead of illustrations, too. Formatted nicely, it could be a really fun book to own (almost…dare I say it!?…a coffee table book! *gasp*).

  34. Dan Garcia says:
    24 July, 2013 at 9:53 pm

    Hell yeah!

    1. piercefeith says:
      24 July, 2013 at 10:06 pm

      Get a friend to take great pictures and I am so in!

  35. Jeffrey West says:
    24 July, 2013 at 10:05 pm

    I just have two suggestions to this idea:

    1) Include some of your classic twitter conversations of your wife and son as well (especially the t-shirt cannon conversation)

    2) Joel Watson and/or Matthew “The Oatmeal” Inman need to be involved in this project. Watson for the family conversations and The Oatmeal for animal interactions would be an ideal mix, I think.

    Whether you take my suggestions or not, I’ll jump on the bandwagon of previous replies and say “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!”

    1. Lisa Semple says:
      25 July, 2013 at 5:58 am

      Genius. This man right here is a genius. Including The Oatmeal would cause a geek-gasm hear ’round the world.

  36. Kim Bettendorf says:
    24 July, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    Abso-freakin-lutely!

  37. strangetikigod says:
    24 July, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    Y U NO LET ME GIVE YOU MAI MONIES?!

    Er. Yes. Yes, I would certainly buy such a product.

  38. 2wirescrossed says:
    24 July, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    Without a doubt, would be fun.

  39. Siobharek says:
    24 July, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    Yes please. And please support international shipping.

  40. Evangela Suzuki says:
    24 July, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    your crazy idea is a great idea. I would buy it without hesitating!!

  41. Pamela Pinero says:
    24 July, 2013 at 11:50 pm

    what a novel idea, just wondering if it would go over big time if you went incognito or as yourself, you never know if StarTrek is going to help your sales or slow them, for me it would help, but you know…I say do it, so you won’t always wonder, besides you can self publish pretty cheap now days 🙂

  42. Alisha Walton says:
    25 July, 2013 at 12:47 am

    Yes.

  43. veryconfusedcat says:
    25 July, 2013 at 12:58 am

    Yes! YES!
    (T-Shirt cannon must be included. Except if Anne is also planning a book and has reserved that one.)

  44. JTprettyinpunk says:
    25 July, 2013 at 1:39 am

    Yeah, I’d definitely buy it!
    And I’m from Russia. So I hope you will be shipping to Russia

  45. Tom Mears says:
    25 July, 2013 at 2:11 am

    Honestly I probably would not. I’d read them religiously if you posted them here, but I probably wouldn’t buy them as a commercial book.

    I might be more inclined to buy a copy of said book if it were produced “artistically” as a very limited publication run. Especially if net revenue were going to some favorite charity.

    But I just don’t see myself buying a copy based on your current proposal. Of course that may change if your cartoonist friends include some interesting names. A book of Wil Wheaton quips illustrated by Scott Adam would certainly change the dynamic.

  46. spacehamster74 says:
    25 July, 2013 at 2:12 am

    I’d definitely buy it. It’d be even better if you included your conversations with your wife and other twitter celebrities too. Stuff like that always brightens my day!

  47. Clyde Warren Jones says:
    25 July, 2013 at 2:19 am

    I’ve thought it over and after careful consideration, I think I may have to go with “Yes, absolutely.”

  48. Andrew Shepherd says:
    25 July, 2013 at 2:30 am

    Sounds like a great idea, as long as it will be available in the UK!
    You could get a selection of different artists, just an idea!

  49. Chelsea says:
    25 July, 2013 at 3:00 am

    I would buy it! I think the different cartoonist idea is cool as well, maybe have some fan art put in randomly of some of the conversations made by your many fans, and how they see it.

  50. Melissa Treece Tucker says:
    25 July, 2013 at 3:18 am

    I would buy the hell out of it!

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