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When we worked on Next Generation, Brent Spiner and I would sit at our consoles on the bridge, and make up lyrics to our show’s theme song. I vaguely recall coming up with some pretty funny and clever stuff, but nothing that held together as perfectly as this, from the weirdos over at meh.com:

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4 June, 2018 Wil

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39 thoughts on “this is brilliant”

  1. GJ Stevens says:
    4 June, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    😁

  2. Deb from Maryland says:
    4 June, 2018 at 12:03 pm

    Absolutely perfect.

  3. Helene says:
    4 June, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    I love this so much! <3

  4. W.A. ten Brink says:
    4 June, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    Now I want to see the whole series all over again, with that young Wesley Crusher. 😀 I have it on DVD but it takes a lot of time to watch from start to end…

  5. Mischa Armin says:
    4 June, 2018 at 12:31 pm

    And this alternate take would be the best…wurst? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clLqaaGJJZ8

  6. Heath says:
    4 June, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    Thanks for sharing. It was a much needed laugh in the afternoon.

  7. shayla jacobsen says:
    4 June, 2018 at 12:50 pm

    Hahaha! Cute!

  8. Jason Young says:
    4 June, 2018 at 1:18 pm

    But did you BUY THE JUICER?

    1. Wil says:
      4 June, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      Ahaahahaha. No, I did not. It’s one of those spinning basket juicers, which creates so much heat from friction, it cauterizes whatever you’re juicing, and it kills a lot of the helpful enzymes and nutrients. I have a masticating juicer that makes amazing juice, without superheating the fruits and veggies I put into it.

      Also, please accept this series of numbers as my obligatory Meh joke about using it to make margaritas: 655321.

      1. jay says:
        5 June, 2018 at 8:25 am

        Oh interesting, I’ve never explored different juicers. +1 for learning new things today! Thanks.

        And Number accepted 😀. Especially because it would be a DeLarge Margarita!

  9. Karen says:
    4 June, 2018 at 1:24 pm

    Aaah, great! Everyone needs to memorize these lyrics and find an opp to sing together at Comic-Con this summer.

  10. Annie says:
    4 June, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    Great now it’s stuck in my head 😝

  11. Julie Byers says:
    4 June, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    Funny! Although I’d pay good money to hear what you and Brent Spiner came up with!

  12. mickeyjoeirl says:
    4 June, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    Now I can never watch again without singing along. Thanks. 😀

  13. James B Darter says:
    4 June, 2018 at 3:25 pm

    That was good. Not great, not horrible, but good.

  14. Bookabye Baby says:
    4 June, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    That is brilliant!

  15. Stephanie says:
    4 June, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    Haha. Damn you for making me laugh when I have a belly filled with stitches. I bet that would really hurt if it wasn’t for all the drugs.

    Ooooo but I thought of Anne at the hospital, because somehow my gallbladder was infected, and I hadn’t eaten for like 2 days, because it was super painful and there was this guy next to me and they thought his gallbladder was messed up too, and he was all “oohhhhh I shouldn’t have had 2 big macs for lunch yesterday” and he got an IV with morphine and I got Tylenol. Like 2 regular strength Tylenol pills. Anyway I thought of Anne’s crap doctor who almost killed her being all “even football players complain about the pain.” because only man pain is real pain. I only have one eye now, because I rolled them so hard one fell out.

    I’m good though, today I get food for the first time since Tuesday. I picked cake, probably because drugs. I’m not sure what tramadol is but it comes with sugar cravings.

    Anyway that video is hilarious.

    1. Janina Siebert says:
      2 July, 2018 at 11:28 am

      Hang in there Stephanie! 🙂 that’s ridiculous about 2 tylenol! So glad this mutually entertaining post made both our days better.

  16. spotonserendipity says:
    4 June, 2018 at 9:36 pm

    This is awesome on so many levels. I miss StarTrek TNG…wishing it was still on. You all were an amazing cast and I think many of the current shows lack the connection we witnessed on screen. Honestly, this could be a very catchy tune to have either on a coffee machine every morning, or on the refrigerator music player! Thank you for sharing this!

    1. bjmolitor says:
      6 June, 2018 at 6:37 am

      Indeed, TNG is still my favourite of all times as well. Somehow this show was inspired. And the fact that the actors and characters knew to laugh about themselves every now and then was at the core of its humanity.

  17. bjmolitor says:
    5 June, 2018 at 3:54 am

    Ha-ha, “make it so!” The cadence is unbeatable.

  18. Ben says:
    5 June, 2018 at 6:50 am

    But then (The) Adam and Joe (Show) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3HL8XVMih8 did this.

  19. Deanna says:
    5 June, 2018 at 7:18 am

    So good. Thank you for sharing!

  20. Katiedash says:
    5 June, 2018 at 7:42 am

    I love it! Thanks for sharing!

  21. Spudnuts says:
    5 June, 2018 at 8:36 am

    Now hand it off to Leo Moracchioli so he can metalify it into some truly next level shiz.

  22. mommatrek says:
    5 June, 2018 at 8:47 am

    OMG I love this!

    1. Frank says:
      5 June, 2018 at 11:04 am

      This photo is obviously from the mirror universe

  23. Amy says:
    5 June, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    LOL!

  24. W.A. ten Brink says:
    5 June, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    Meanwhile, I’m hoping they will make a TNG version of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

  25. Jennifer says:
    5 June, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    Thanks for sharing – I’m just glad I decided to wait and watch it in the evening and NOT have a quick peek during my seminar 🙂

  26. Lis Riba says:
    5 June, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    Back in the day, we used to sing the Love Boat Theme lyrics to the TNG music.
    It worked particularly well, especially if sung in a smarmy lounge lizard style.

  27. dndgirl says:
    5 June, 2018 at 10:27 pm

    OMG, this really is awesome!

  28. Scarletrabbit says:
    6 June, 2018 at 6:47 am

    Very funny! The BBC channel I get here (Redmond WA) continually shows Star Trek in the morning–almost every day—right now they’re going through Voyager, then they’ll go to another series—I’ve watched all of TNG that way. They rotate through the original series too….It’s a great way to watch all the shows when I’m working on crafts at home.

    Thanks for sharing this!

  29. Amiisfree says:
    6 June, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    I like all of your posts, but every once in a while I am especially compelled to say, in a totally appropriate and unskeevy way…

    I love you.

  30. emelle says:
    11 June, 2018 at 10:45 am

    That absolutely was brilliant. Please post the lyrics you and Brent came up with, please.

  31. luksol says:
    13 June, 2018 at 2:04 am

    On somewhat distantly related topic. Have a look at this episode of podcast about Ancient Egypt (yep) : https://egyptianhistorypodcast.com/2018/03/19/episode-94-the-pools-of-horus/ , download mp3 and listen from 5:00 for about a minute (of course you can listen it it all, it is a good, self-contained episode) and enjoy unlikely reference 🙂

  32. John says:
    22 June, 2018 at 12:42 am

    Wil…you’re a true inspiration. Reading and watching your openness and sense of self makes us smile. Please keep being yourself and the awesome dad you are.

  33. Janina Siebert says:
    2 July, 2018 at 11:32 am

    Oh to have been a nanite on the consoles. Love!

  34. ladyblue37 says:
    3 July, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Made me smile! Time to do a TNG re-watch!

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