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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

faster than a roller coaster

Posted on 1 December, 2025 By Wil

In just a couple days, I’ll get up at are-you-fucking-serious o’clock to get on a who-flies-this-fucking-early plane to go across the country, where I will land at you-just-spent-the-entire-day-on-a-plane o’clock, just in time for rush hour.

I know, I make it sound really awesome, and you’re all deeply envious of me. I’ll try not to flex about it too much.

I’m going to be on a little tour of New England to watch Stand By Me with my cast mates and a few hundred of our closest friends. It’s just three nights, with five hours days in a tour bus between them. It’s all going to happen so fast, it’ll be over before I know it, and that feels weird, since we’ve been talking about it for almost a year. I don’t know how the reality can match the buildup, but I’m looking forward to seeing what it brings.

If these shows go well (and we all expect them to go well) we have plans to do a bunch of cities next year, to celebrate the 40th anniversary of our film, and what it continues to mean to multiple generations of audiences. We already booked a handful in March, and if the stars and planets align, we’ll be doing something in a city near you, and something in Oregon, close to where we filmed the movie, next summer. Cross your fingers for us!

Once again, the locations for this week:

  • December 4 at Capitol Center for the Arts in Concord, New Hampshire
  • December 5 at Count Basie Center for the Arts in Red Bank, New Jersey
  • December 6 at Lynn Memorial Auditorium in Lynn, Massachusetts.

Oh, also! We didn’t release a new Storytime last week because it was a holiday here, but there’s a new one dropping on Wednesday. ALSO! I have my very first host-read ad coming up, which is something I never thought I’d been excited about, but it turns out I am. It’s so cool that something I made, that I love so much, that I want to do until I retire, is working out the way I’d hoped! Getting sponsors is one of those things that creates its own inertia, and is the best way we can keep doing the show for years (unless I get super lucky and 100,000 people want to be Patreon supporters — not entirely unrealistic, but not very likely, either).

I’m super grateful to be doing something I love, that I do well, that matters to people. It’s easy to forget that, or lose sight of it in the *gestures broadly at all this fucking shit every fucking day*, so I’m making an effort to remember.

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Comments (20)

  1. Nancy Rice says:
    1 December, 2025 at 2:41 pm

    Just wanted you to know I love your narrations for audiobooks. You are so entertaining that you bring the book alive. I have listened to several of the audiobooks you read more than once because of your narrations. Thanks!

    Reply
  2. Tonya J says:
    1 December, 2025 at 2:46 pm

    Have a blast with it all, Wil!

    I moved to Florida 3 weeks ago, so no traveling for me for awhile, though that is a fan event I only wish I could have gotten in on.

    Reply
  3. Elaine Parker says:
    1 December, 2025 at 2:52 pm

    I used to pilot those “who the fuck travels at this time o’clock” flights (suck it up bud – the whole crew got there way earlier 😉 )
    Have an amazing time – wish I could attend.

    Reply
    1. Wil says:
      1 December, 2025 at 6:23 pm

      Maximum gratitude and respect, always, to the flight crew. Y’all do something I never could do, and I love you for that.

      Reply
  4. Keven Pruitt says:
    1 December, 2025 at 2:54 pm

    Question about Storytime; will there ever be a written compilation of stories by season released in print, perhaps with a foreword by you? I only ask as I work a desk job and don’t have time to listen as I am rarely on the road and my time at home is spent with my family. I do make time to read though and I’d love to be able to read these stories that you find worth while and interesting, and I’d like to make sure you continue to have a way to do that so I’d love to pay for it in print medium if possible. If that would help out those authors too then all the better! Just and idea. Thank you.

    Keven

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    1. Wil says:
      1 December, 2025 at 6:22 pm

      I don’t have plans for that, but I always link to the original publication when I release the episodes. You could easily build your own pdf of all the stories with just a little time.

      Reply
  5. Mollie Hunt says:
    1 December, 2025 at 3:10 pm

    Yes, Oregon!

    Reply
  6. Jim T says:
    1 December, 2025 at 3:11 pm

    Why New England? I know the story took place there but I thought you filmed it in Oregon?

    Reply
  7. Christina York says:
    1 December, 2025 at 3:17 pm

    Please come to Oregon. I promise we will treat you well!!

    Reply
  8. Erin Buckingham says:
    1 December, 2025 at 3:33 pm

    Please bring g the Stand By Me tour to Denver!!!!

    Reply
  9. Angie says:
    1 December, 2025 at 4:02 pm

    I have been looking forward to this, it’s almost here! So excited!!

    Reply
  10. wonderingwog says:
    1 December, 2025 at 4:03 pm

    Nothing like traveling to cement in your love of…. your own house and bed. Lord I do not envy your early waking and plane shenanigans.

    I do envy you sharing Stand By Me with your fellow actors and friends.

    Good luck on the tour!

    Reply
  11. Grant says:
    1 December, 2025 at 4:33 pm

    Hope close to Oregon is Washington lol. That would be so cool.

    Reply
  12. Angie says:
    1 December, 2025 at 4:35 pm

    Excited to see this! If you like BBQ – while in Concord, 603bbq is amazing if you get the chance. The line is usually crazy long but it’s super good. Safe travels.

    Reply
  13. Vivian M Vasquez says:
    1 December, 2025 at 4:35 pm

    Fingers crossed that it goes amazingly well so that (fingers crossed) you can do a bunch more cities close to where I live.

    Reply
  14. sahpal says:
    1 December, 2025 at 4:35 pm

    😀 Thanks for the post. I needed the smile. Wishing you a wonderful whirlwind trip.

    Reply
  15. Sam Aldridge says:
    1 December, 2025 at 5:04 pm

    You should visit Oregon Coast Scenic Railroad! They operate the locomotive from the trestle scene!

    Reply
  16. Sara says:
    1 December, 2025 at 5:48 pm

    Thanks for making me smile today, Wil! Have a wonderful (quick) trip through New England! 😀

    There are a few good places to eat in Lynn; I’ll be supporting you all from the North Shore! (No one in my immediate circle is as much of a nerd/fangirl as I am, so unfortunately I don’t have anyone that I could get to drive)

    Reply
  17. JDubbs says:
    1 December, 2025 at 6:20 pm

    Have a great trip Will! I just recently rewatched Stand By Me and was very happy to see that it still stands up to the test of time!

    Reply
  18. Brendan C says:
    1 December, 2025 at 6:54 pm

    Hey Wil. I mentioned this before in a previous post, but just wanted to reiterate here. When you get to the Capitol Center for the Arts, the city you will be in is pronounced Kong-Kerd. like conquered. I’m sorry I won’t be there to see you but please enjoy your time in NH. Temps are supposed to be in the mid 30s, so make sure to layer up.

    Reply

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