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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

Spoiler: Wil Wheaton is a Wizard

Posted on 7 August, 2026 By Wil

I am holding pink pages in my hand, reviewing them before I collate them into my script.

A magic battle ensues between Wil and Bert (fireballs, energy bolts, conjured beasts, etc.)

I look at the script again, to make sure I haven’t misread it.

Yeah, it really says fireballs, etc. Holy shit I’m a wizard. A wizard!

About two years ago, I was having breakfast with my friend, Bill. Bill co-created The Big Bang Theory, and over the last decade or so, we have become extremely close, very good friends. He is like family to me and I just love that not only did Big Bang introduce me to a whole new generation of audience, it introduced me to two of my most cherished and treasured friends, in Bill Prady and John Bowie.

Bill told me that he and Chuck Lorre were developing a Big Bang spinoff with Zak Penn, and went on to describe Stuart Fails To Save The Universe. I was in love with the entire thing from the first few minutes he talked about it, and that excitement and enthusiasm for this thing to get to the audience has never softened. For almost two years, we’d get together for some reason, and I’d excitedly listen to Bill as he told me what stories they were working on, how they had developed the arc of the season, and how it was all going with the studio and the network.

For a show that I never expected to be part of at all, I became (and remain) intensely invested in its success. I wanted five seasons, and then five more. I genuinely loved it.

Let’s fast forward to October of last year. I know the show is in production, because all of my friends are working on it. John is texting me from the set, telling me what an incredible cast it is, how much fun they are all having. I’m texting Bill to ask how it’s all going, and he couldn’t be happier.

Neither of them says anything to me about playing a wizard in a universe where magic is real, so when the email arrives asking about my availability to do a few days on the show, the excitement and surprise shake the foundation of my home. Yeah, I’m available. Even if I’m not available, I will become available.

So I go to Universal Studios for a table read, where I meet Tommy Walker (god, I love him) and get to see Melissa Rauch for the first time in years. The entire room is rocking with laughter by the time we are done. I have to wait a week to go to the set, but first I have to be fitted for my costume.

When Felicia and I wrote the Fawkes issue of The Guild, I wanted his in-game wizard robe to be really over the top, with lots of runes and Eldritch energy that he absolutely can’t control, but wears because it makes him look cool. So during my fitting, I mentioned to Val, the costume designer, that I would *love* it if we could put some runes on the robe, as a little easter egg for me and like twelve other people. She’s rad, by the way. She is so creative and clever, puts so much intention into every detail on every costume, nothing is there just because. Everything has a reason, just like it did on Big Bang Theory.

I put rings on almost all my fingers, and you know that in my imagination, each one held a different spell, a different well of magical energy, and so on. No, it doesn’t matter to the audience, but it matters to me, it’s fun.

A funny and fun thing happens when I put the robe on. Without meaning to, I stand up as straight as I can. I am tits up all the way, my shoulders feel strong and solid (they are neither), and I feel legitimately cool. As Lester Bangs says in Almost Famous, “Oh, dude, they made you feel cool, and you are not cool.”

You can see the pins and stuff on the robe in these pictures from my fitting, because I didn’t take any pictures of myself when I was on set (I made a choice to leave my phone in my dressing room, so I could be fully present on set, forgetting that it is also my camera. Oops).

Also, while I was at my fitting, Jonathan Frakes showed up! He was directing episodes after mine, and was there to prep. He found out I was going to be there, so he surprised me with a big hug and a day I didn’t think could get any better took its place in the top ten of 2025.

A few days later, I reported to set for my first day, where I proceeded to have one of the best days of my life, playing a motherfucking WIZARD.

The first thing I notice when I walk into the stage is how happy everyone is. This show shoots in Los Angeles at a time when that is not as common as we all want it to be. Everyone is thrilled to have the job, to go home after work, to be collaborating with genuinely talented professionals. (For instance, every grip on this show is a Key Grip, usually, because they were all so happy to work locally).

The cast are all my friends, all people I know, some better than others, and just like when I was on Big Bang Theory, they welcome me like I have been there all along and won’t be done in three days.

We rehearse the entire sequence, very loosely, just getting an idea where we will all be, where the camera will go, all that stuff. We don’t get into performance at all, yet. This is pretty much just blocking. I find out that I will get to stand on this lever platform thing that will lower me into the scene, as if I have come through a portal (A PORTAL) to deliver my magical justice.

So we get into it, we shoot some of it, and it’s just incredibly fun and satisfying. About three hours into the day, I realize that I, too, am just having fun. For the first time maybe ever in my life, I feel worthy and unafraid of being fired when I am on set. I make choices to see how they feel and if they work. Some do, some don’t, but Kyle Newacheck, the director, encourages me to play and find stuff, even if it means I find something that doesn’t work.

I can’t overstate how healing this is for me, at 53 years-old, to be on the set of a show that really matters to me, where I don’t want to let anyone down, and feel supported and safe. Even when I was on Big Bang Theory, and I’d been recurring for almost ten years, a very big part of me was absolutely convinced I was going to fuck up and get fired. Not because of anything anyone said or did when I was there, but because of the trauma my mom filled me with when I was a kid.

The first day, we do everything except the big battle between me and Brian, which will be first up when we come back tomorrow. For the first time ever in my entire career, I don’t want the day to end. I don’t want to race back home to my regular life. I want to stay on the set and keep playing with my friends.

So the morning comes and we are all on the set again, blocking the big fight. The set is cleared out of everyone except me, Brian, Kyle, the cameraman and the visual effects team. Kyle asks Brian and me if we had any ideas, before he tells us what he’s thinking. I can’t overstate how rare this is, a director asking actors what they are thinking, before he even mentions what he is thinking. It opens the door to collaboration, gives us permission to take some chances, and relaxes me so much, I let go of tension I didn’t realize I was holding.

I have spent more time than is probably necessary, practicing my spellcasting at home in the mirror. I have very clear ideas about how Wil Wheaton from the Wizard’s Guild of America casts spells, how I grab the magical energy from the aether and shape it into fire, stuff like that.

Brian has ideas, too, and Kyle takes his and mine and adds them into what he was already thinking. We develop this beautiful choreography, and Brian makes this choice right away to be kind of stiff and unfamiliar with his magic, to help sell how fluid and experienced I am with mine. It’s another moment where a scene partner makes me look so much cooler than I am, just like Jim always selling how much you loved to hate Evil Wil Wheaton back in the day.

We are moving through it slowly, starting and stopping so VFX can see where to put practical explosions on the set, when I get an idea.

“Hey, Kyle,” I say, “can I pitch two things?”

“Sure,” he says.

“Okay. What if I deflected one of his attacks like this,” I make a Vulcan salute and thrust my hand forward, putting all my body’s energy and intention behind it.

“Oh yeah! And I can throw it like this!” Posehn makes the Dio Rock Goat and aims the horns at me.

“Holy shit that’s so cool,” I say.

“I love that!” Kyle says.

“And what if I pulled my octopus tattoo off my arm, and threw it at him?” I say, casually spending a few hundred thousand dollars on the resulting visual effects shots. Kyle’s eyes light up. Brian’s eyes light up. Suddenly, I am surrounded by several pairs of lit up eyes.

Kyle turns to one of the producers. I can’t recall who it was, due to the fog of excitement, but they pow wow for a second. I can see that they are getting excited about it. He turns back to me. “Do you own it?”

“I do.” This has come up before, so I am prepared with releases and permissions.

“Great. Let’s do it.”

Holy shit it’s going to happen!

Bill will later tell me that refining the shot becomes more complicated and technically fraught than they ever expected, and it’s entirely worth it.

We spend a few hours filming our battle. It’s a mixture of visual and practical effects, and I feel so cool the entire time. It’s just so many things I love all coming together at once, a gift I will cherish forever.

When we wrap, I get this lovely round of applause from the cast and crew. In that moment, I make a wish for the show to get picked up, so I can come back next season in a different universe, and play with my friends again. I walk back to my dressing room, wearing the absolute shit out of my robe one last time.

Felicia and I talked about this in even more detail on the podcast, which you can find in all the podcast places, if you’d like to hear more.


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  1. Phil says:
    7 August, 2026 at 3:02 pm

    A super fun episode and your magic battle was indeed pretty epic! 🖖🤘

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  2. Maureen L Riley says:
    7 August, 2026 at 3:09 pm

    OMG, this made me cry! I’m so happy for you!

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  3. Brian Bella says:
    7 August, 2026 at 3:20 pm

    It’s a hoot! Is it weird to think that SF2STU was created just for me? JRB is a 21st Century Dr. Zachary Smith. Here’s hoping Felicia joins the list of guest stars. Is it too much to ask to read how the podcast came about?

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  4. Condy says:
    7 August, 2026 at 3:21 pm

    Yay! Wizard Wil! Can hardly wait 😜 You have your “workin’ ” 😀

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  5. Sonia says:
    7 August, 2026 at 3:58 pm

    This show is amazing and this episode filled me with absolute glee! I will be crushed if this series doesn’t get renewed. It’s so freaking good!

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  6. frankooooo0 says:
    7 August, 2026 at 4:01 pm

    You rock that wizard look. If i had that robe i’d never take it off.

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  7. Kali says:
    7 August, 2026 at 4:46 pm

    You’re a wizard Wheaton! All jokes aside, I absolutely love this for you and for us fans! I hope that they do continue for many seasons and that they find other ways to bring you in.

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  8. Naomi De Bruyn says:
    7 August, 2026 at 5:07 pm

    Amazing!!! Love the robe ❤️ Cannot wait for this!!!!

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  9. Janet Trautvetter says:
    7 August, 2026 at 5:10 pm

    That is just SO VERY COOL!!! SO delighted you got to do this! Just reading about it brings me to happy tears for you. You sound like you had SO MUCH FUN!

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  10. Scott S. says:
    7 August, 2026 at 5:19 pm

    I absolutely can’t wait to see Wizard Wil in action!

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  11. MargE says:
    7 August, 2026 at 6:00 pm

    It’s wonderful to know you are happy – you deserve it!

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  12. Alan says:
    7 August, 2026 at 6:10 pm

    I am so happy I saw the show before this and got to be surprised by your appearance.

    Note that Sheldon is an actor in this universe.

    When I heard about this show, I imagined the team learning that Wil is good and helpful in every universe and you become a more regular character.

    I loved the octopus and the counter spell. Very cool that you suggested it.

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  13. Fikitus of Borg says:
    7 August, 2026 at 7:50 pm

    “…For the first time maybe ever in my life, I feel worthy and unafraid…”
    You really have not internalized how much you have made our lives better since Stand by me days, do you?

    “… I have very clear ideas about how Wil Wheaton from the Wizard’s Guild of America casts spells, how I grab the magical energy from the aether and shape it into fire…”
    As someone who was playing D&D when it was invented, and watched ST:TOS when it premiered, I wish I was as accomplished as a geek as you are!

    Robe fitting? Your face shows that you are owning the role, bursting with glee!
    Vulcan spell defense? Chef’s kiss!

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  14. Sara says:
    7 August, 2026 at 8:00 pm

    This sounds amazing and you’re a wizard, Wil! That cape is so effing COOL!
    I’ll add the podcast to my list and look for the show.
    I love that you were having fun with friends, doing the things you love, and improvising along the way. 😀

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  15. Kalli says:
    7 August, 2026 at 8:31 pm

    This sounds like the most amazing time!! 🙂 I love your wizard outfit! Omg!

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  16. Alice says:
    7 August, 2026 at 10:44 pm

    Why am I all teary eyed reading this? My heart is so full for you Wil. I love that we all get to have this beautiful one sided friendship with you. Like you don’t know all of us but we are just here reading and totally thinking “fuck yes, that sounds like an amazing day!”. Congratulations!!!

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  17. melsar93 says:
    8 August, 2026 at 3:36 am

    Thank you for sharing your joy! What a great read to start my day.

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  18. Kathy Blakenley says:
    8 August, 2026 at 5:58 am

    Your excitement is so contagious. I feel so excited too. You are truly the person every universe needs!

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  19. Brett Greenleaf says:
    8 August, 2026 at 6:10 am

    Loved the octopus spell and the Vulcan salute – knowing they were your ideas makes them even better. Great surprise appearance Wil! Thank you!

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  20. Twyla Ferwerda says:
    8 August, 2026 at 11:30 am

    I love how much joy you brought to this room! I could feel the endorphins from your happiness! Thanks for sharing!
    I have to say, I love this show and your episode was so far the best in my little world. And that octopus thing? Yeah, you nailed it! I was NOT expecting it. I actually WATCHED a fight scene….(Battle scene?). Usually I skip them, I loved it. Thank you your bringing the joy!

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  21. wolfger says:
    8 August, 2026 at 1:00 pm

    Did I miss something? What podcast? Can’t find it if I don’t know what it’s called….

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  22. wabbit89 says:
    8 August, 2026 at 1:34 pm

    Oh, man! That sounds so fun! Wish I could watch the show and therefore could’ve been surprised by the appearance and your role and the Vulcan salute, etc. But alas, no HBO. But maybe one day. We shall see. Keep having fun, Wil. This is great.

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  23. HL says:
    8 August, 2026 at 1:35 pm

    I absolutely love your joyous enthusiasm and delight in all aspects of this experience with your dear friends. And that your life’s journey leads to you to playing a WIZARD!!

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  24. HL says:
    8 August, 2026 at 1:35 pm

    I absolutely love your joyous enthusiasm and delight in all aspects of this experience with your dear friends. And that your life’s journey leads to you to playing a WIZARD!!

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  25. Mary Johnson says:
    8 August, 2026 at 1:56 pm

    We just saw the magic universe episode with the magical battle between Brian and Will, and it was absolutely EPIC !! We loved every bit of that scene, especially the easter eggs like Will’s Vulcan Salute gesture and of course the Flying Octopus tattoo and the Great White Shark.

    Truly, in our household we love the whole show itself (even the opening credits, lol).

    Thank you all for everything you do to make this show fun and wonderfully creative.

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  26. Josh Harrison says:
    8 August, 2026 at 2:21 pm

    I love this story, Wil. I love hearing you find joy in performing with your friends. It’s such a good feeling.

    I’ve gotten back into acting the last couple of years after a long hiatus due to job and family commitments. It’s community theater, but it’s been so nice to get back into it and just… make friends and go put on a show with them.

    We’re about the same age (I’m 51), and one thing I’ve found (getting back into live performance) is that a lot of the self-doubt (and resulting self-sabotage) is gone. I’m just so grateful to be involved, and I think it’s making me a better actor. Getting support from fellow cast members and the crew… makes it even better. I’m so happy you’re finding the same kind of thing.

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  27. Scott says:
    8 August, 2026 at 11:20 pm

    Happy for you Wil and hope you get to go another round.

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  28. Lori-Louise Hubbard says:
    10 August, 2026 at 7:24 am

    This makes me SO FUKKIN HAPPY!!!!!

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  29. Michael Clark says:
    10 August, 2026 at 11:22 am

    I’m not exactly sure why, but this has me crying at my desk at work. I’m so happy for you.

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  30. Justin L. says:
    10 August, 2026 at 2:42 pm

    This episode made me so happy and I loved every bit of your duel with Bert. I laughed so hard when you broke out the Vulcan salute and Bert brought out the horns. It was a really cool sequence and I’m thrilled it was as fun to film as it was to watch. See you in another universe!

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  31. Erin Buckingham says:
    11 August, 2026 at 10:07 am

    What an absolute dream for you, Wil, and for the child version of Wil too!! I’m so happy that you got to go play with your friends, and make a really cool tv show while you did it.

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  32. Martin says:
    14 August, 2026 at 6:32 pm

    I saw the Episode. Throwing the octopus was a great choice!

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  33. Toby Grantham says:
    15 August, 2026 at 6:20 am

    This made me laugh out loud on a day that needed it. Thank you for still writing these — the internet is a lot worse than it was and posts like this are a reminder of what personal sites were supposed to be.

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