I love this webcomic called Poorly Drawn Lines, particularly a character called Mouse. I identify heavily with Mouse.
So about two years ago, when Reza (who writes and draws the comic) partnered with YouTooz to make a Mouse plushie, I smashed that pre-order button so hard it left a dent on the screen.
About a year ago, someone from YouTooz reached out and asked if I wanted to make a little plushie of my own with them. Of course I said yes, and immediately got to work spitballing what it would look like. I eventually settled on Bedhead, a coffee mug, my octopus tattoo, and a black t-shirt with a design that celebrates my allyship, my love of tabletop gaming, and being punk as fuck.
Here’s what he looks like:

Isn’t he adorable? His little coffee mug is attached with velcro, so you can take it off and replace it with whatever you like, limited only by your imagination and the laws of physics.
I’m from the Star Wars figure generation. Getting an action figure of myself when I was a teenager was a really big deal for me. When Funko did a Wesley Crusher, I just about lost my mind. So getting a little plushie dude who is such a fantastic representation of me is also exciting and a whole lot of fun. My sample has been hanging out with Mouse in the bookcase, and they are very happy together.
YouTooz is taking orders for the next 26 days, and it’ll ship early next year.
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Should I have spent this money on myselfโฆ. Absolutely not. Did I order so fast that my address almost didnโt autofill before I hit the buttonโฆ. Absolutely yes. Lol
I already ordered your plushie for myself! But in my case, from the US it’ll travel by boat to Argentina, and based on the calculations I made, it won’t arrive until Julyโright in time for my 44th birthday!
You should have a PO box so we can send you gifts; I would love to send you the Funko/chbi-style Wil Wheaton I made of you! A photo just isn’t the same as having it in your hands.
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So adorable. I’ve hit my limit for merch for the year so I can’t get this, but I love it.