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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

in which i am turned into a little plushie thing

Posted on 27 October, 202627 October, 2026 By Wil

I love this webcomic called Poorly Drawn Lines, particularly a character called Mouse. I identify heavily with Mouse.

So about two years ago, when Reza (who writes and draws the comic) partnered with YouTooz to make a Mouse plushie, I smashed that pre-order button so hard it left a dent on the screen.

About a year ago, someone from YouTooz reached out and asked if I wanted to make a little plushie of my own with them. Of course I said yes, and immediately got to work spitballing what it would look like. I eventually settled on Bedhead, a coffee mug, my octopus tattoo, and a black t-shirt with a design that celebrates my allyship, my love of tabletop gaming, and being punk as fuck.

Here’s what he looks like:

Isn’t he adorable? His little coffee mug is attached with velcro, so you can take it off and replace it with whatever you like, limited only by your imagination and the laws of physics.

I’m from the Star Wars figure generation. Getting an action figure of myself when I was a teenager was a really big deal for me. When Funko did a Wesley Crusher, I just about lost my mind. So getting a little plushie dude who is such a fantastic representation of me is also exciting and a whole lot of fun. My sample has been hanging out with Mouse in the bookcase, and they are very happy together.

YouTooz is taking orders for the next 26 days, and it’ll ship early next year.


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Comments (20)

  1. Doug Johnson says:
    27 October, 2026 at 11:49 am

    Ordered

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  2. syndelin says:
    27 October, 2026 at 12:02 pm

    Should I have spent this money on myselfโ€ฆ. Absolutely not. Did I order so fast that my address almost didnโ€™t autofill before I hit the buttonโ€ฆ. Absolutely yes. Lol

    Reply
  3. CarinaV.N says:
    27 October, 2026 at 12:18 pm

    I already ordered your plushie for myself! But in my case, from the US it’ll travel by boat to Argentina, and based on the calculations I made, it won’t arrive until Julyโ€”right in time for my 44th birthday!

    You should have a PO box so we can send you gifts; I would love to send you the Funko/chbi-style Wil Wheaton I made of you! A photo just isn’t the same as having it in your hands.

    ๐“‚ƒห–หณยทห– ึดึถึธ โ‹†๐ŸŒทอ™โ‹† ึดึถึธห–ยทหณห–๐“‚ƒ ึดึถึธ

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  4. sahpal says:
    27 October, 2026 at 12:19 pm

    So adorable. I’ve hit my limit for merch for the year so I can’t get this, but I love it.

    Reply
  5. Beth Damiano says:
    27 October, 2026 at 12:24 pm

    One, Mouse is you, Mouse is me, Mouse is most of the people I know. (except my brother, who is Bird). Also AWWWWW YAY HOW CUTE I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

    Since I don’t live in LA anymore and can’t see you at nerd things for hugs, I will hug the plushie when I do nerd things in Tampa.

    Reply
  6. Linda S Strout says:
    27 October, 2026 at 12:56 pm

    How does Anne feel about other people potentially sleeping with a plushie of you?

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    1. CarinaV.N says:
      27 October, 2026 at 1:32 pm

      Possibly? No, not possiblyโ€”we’ll definitely be sleeping with his plushie! But Anne will understand that it’s just the platonic love half the planet feels! After 30 years of knowing each other and being together, she must be used to it by now and knows Wil is only hers, and that sleeping with a plushie isn’t the real Wil, hahaha.
      I suppose all the fans who love Wil also love and respect Anne, simply because she’s the one who takes care of Wil and brightens his days. ๐Ÿ’œ

      Reply
  7. Saphyre says:
    27 October, 2026 at 1:20 pm

    OMG – SOOOO fing cute. I smashed the button too. ๐Ÿ™‚ I got it for my hubby but I’m not sure I’ll be able to part with it.

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  8. Kye Fox says:
    27 October, 2026 at 1:40 pm

    He’s just this little guy, you know

    Reply
  9. Chris says:
    27 October, 2026 at 2:54 pm

    OK, NOW you have hit the big time! Before, you were “Just a guy, you know?”… now your star status is confirmed.

    Reply
  10. djsxfm says:
    27 October, 2026 at 4:17 pm

    My cats insist that we need a cuddly Whil Wheaton, and I canโ€™t say no to the boss. Hopefully Santa will bring us one ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿค˜x

    Reply
  11. michaeltoschi says:
    27 October, 2026 at 9:18 pm

    Sorry as I do not mean for me to keep bothering you but I am really sad that I have not heard back from you directly in so long and I need to know at least if whether or not you are ok so can you please finally respond to me directly somehow for you to tell me at least if whether or you are ok?

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    1. CarinaV.N says:
      27 October, 2026 at 10:05 pm

      Wil, please forgive me for this, but I’m just so tired.

      Hey Michael, I’m sure that when I told you that if you genuinely cared about Wil you wouldn’t pressure himโ€”since you pretty much demanded that he answer your private messages like 6 times or more on Patreonโ€”it probably bothered you, you blocked me, and I get it.

      But I don’t know if you realize that you’re crossing the line from being an admiring fan to indiscriminate harassment and psychological manipulation, which is honestly awful! Especially knowing Wil’s personality.

      I’m well aware that I can be intense and leave a lot of comments for Wil, but I do it publicly, respectfully, I never demand anything from him, and above all, I always respect his choice whether to reply or not, especially since he has no obligation to give us personalized attention.

      I know that by replying to you, I’m running the risk of Wil getting mad at me for stepping in, but I am not going to allow you to make him look bad, playing the victim and saying you miss him when you’re the one harassing him!

      Please rethink your attitude, and I’ll say it again: if you care about him, don’t hurt him.

      Reply
    2. Wil says:
      28 October, 2026 at 11:20 am

      Michael, I need you to hear this, and understand that I’ve done all I can to be clear and patient with you.

      I am a very busy person, as you know.

      I have been very clear that I do not engage in email discussions or direct interactions with fans, ever, for any reason. I have repeated this to you more than once. I have been very clear that you need to save any questions for my scheduled AMAs, when I will be happy to answer them. I have been very clear about all this, yet you email me multiple times a day and leave multiple comments here and elsewhere, ignoring what I have said.

      It is profoundly disrespectful to not listen to what I have communicated very, very clearly, more than once. My patience has now run out.

      I need to be very clear again: your constant demands for my attention are unwelcome and I need you to stop. If you can’t listen to me now and respect my boundaries, I will have no choice but to block you.

      Reply
  12. LeAnne Platt says:
    28 October, 2026 at 12:53 am

    Is the shirt available? (For people, that is)

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    1. Wil says:
      28 October, 2026 at 11:09 am

      That’s a great idea. I need to send some emails.

      Reply
  13. wabbit89 says:
    28 October, 2026 at 8:02 am

    CUTE! (Yes, I yelled. It’s pretty cute. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Reply
  14. Kim Kilburn says:
    28 October, 2026 at 9:22 am

    Oohhhh, heโ€™s so cute! His little smiley eyes!

    Reply
  15. Marco says:
    29 October, 2026 at 4:35 am

    Still rocking the og plush as well tho. Preordered this one too!

    Reply
  16. Sean Dillard says:
    29 October, 2026 at 6:50 pm

    Would love to talk about table top gaming and how it can save veterans lives?

    Reply

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