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50,000 Monkeys at 50,000 Typewriters Can't Be Wrong

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thirty-six hours

Posted on 2 June, 20172 June, 2017 By Wil

Watson, our cat, is walking around the house, making his morning announcements. I pry my eyes open, and see that there is the faintest hint of soft, grey light pushing itself against the edges of our bedroom shades.

I don’t feel too tired, surprisingly, and I lie in bed while I decide if I’m going to just go ahead and get up. I have a commitment in the evening, and I’ll probably be really wiped out by the time it’s over, but on the other hand, I won’t be struggling to fall asleep before midnight … unless my brain pulls the same bullshit it’s been pulling for weeks.

The next thing I know, the sun is blazing through the windows and I can hear Anne. She doesn’t sound good. She’s breathing heavily and making sounds like she’s in pain. So I get out of bed, and I’m in the other room before I’m fully awake. She’s clutching her side and writhing in pain.

“Something’s wrong,” she says. “I need you to take me to the emergency room.”

(more…)

yes that’s real leather for some reason

Posted on 31 May, 20171 June, 2017 By Wil

I am working on many things these days, one of which is just getting through the goddamn day again.

But I broke a story today while I was walking Marlowe, and it took me in an entirely unexpected direction that I’m excited to explore. I’ll probably start sketching out the puke draft tomorrow.

Every day, I feel like I should be writing something here, telling a story, or recalling something that’s happened to me, but I have no motivation, and I feel like the part of me that’s creative is mostly empty right now. I’m doing my best to refill it, starting with breaking that story I just mentioned.

But since I presumably have your attention, I thought I’d direct you to RADIO FREE BURRITO dot COM where I am doing my best to make a new podcast episode every week, to train myself in anticipation of an actual radio show that I may have the opportunity to do before the end of the year.

I will also point you to the Kindle and audiobook versions of Dead Trees Give No Shelter, because I’m supposed to keep promoting my own work.

And finally, I will present this bit of unfortunate decision making from the long long ago:

How to keep THE LADIES away, in one simple step.
Yes, that’s real leather for some reason. And a mock turtleneck.
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in the not too distant future

Posted on 24 May, 2017 By Wil

Most of you know this, but for those of you who don’t…

I have a small part on the first episode of MST3K’s first revival episode. Erin Gray and I get to deliver all the exposition about Jonah’s backstory. It’s pretty great, and this was a freaking dream come true for me.

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13 things people don’t realize you do because of your anxiety.

Posted on 17 May, 2017 By Wil

13 things people don’t realize you do because of your anxiety.

I don’t do all of these things, but I do a lot of them. It’s reassuring, in a weird way, to know that I’m not alone in these behaviors, and maybe it’ll be reassuring for some of you, too. If you don’t live with anxiety, but love someone who does, maybe this will help you understand the weird things we do.

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and there’s a million things i haven’t done

Posted on 7 April, 2017 By Wil

art matters.

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