I get a ton of junk email, like we all do. I have aggressive filtering, like most of us do. But something gets through every day, because reasons.
My personal favorites are the ones that address me as if I am, personally, Barnes & Noble. They frequently offer cleaning and reputational services (for me, Mr. Barnes & Noble), as well as something about putting Google Maps directly into my stores. Good stuff.
So I said to Anne, “I mean, million dollar bacon sounds great. But who can afford that?”
“Someone who is living high on the hog,” she replied.