I asked Spotify to play me some rock. It’s horrifying how well you know me, I said, but do what you do so well. I may as well make the most of this Faustian bargain.
So Spotify went to work. Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Love and Rockets, Placebo, Eagles of Death Metal, you get it.
Nice work, Spotify. I’m absolutely positive this has no Monkey’s Paw consequences in my future.
And that just really hit me right in the Old, you know?
I know you’re not going to believe this, but it just started playing 3’s & 7’s. Guess what game I was playing the last time I heard it?
I’m gonna go put my feet up for a minute, while I continue rocking.
Fucking Monkey’s Paw.